A Purple crayon streaks its way across the bright surface, unsure of its destination. Much like the confused, metal ball in a well lit machine, the crayon…… Read more “A Purple Crayon”
Description of My Cat
My cat’s anus is probably the part I see the most often, so I’ll begin her description with that. Do you remember when you were about 6…… Read more “Description of My Cat”
A STORY OF BROTHER PAUL IN THE MONASTERY
The offering this week is a good one, but Brother Paul resists his temptations. His confession this month will not come under such harsh ridicule as the…… Read more “A STORY OF BROTHER PAUL IN THE MONASTERY”
Unsee
Maybe I shouldn’t be surprised, I guess. We’ve been married almost eight years, and love, or at least the lust, the passion, the attraction and the fun…… Read more “Unsee”
Going on an adventure
June 6 2016 I’m going on an adventure and I’m going to bring a tent. July 15 2016 I’m going on an adventure and I’m going to…… Read more “Going on an adventure”
In the Days in the Mountains
Each mountain had a story that would have had a happy ending if it never peaked. Each valley signified a shitty country song that got turned off…… Read more “In the Days in the Mountains”
WHY LANA DOESN’T GET TO MOP
Lana is sure her son has killed before. Now, as he stands in front of her, she wonders why she hadn’t stopped him in the past. The…… Read more “WHY LANA DOESN’T GET TO MOP”
SHTILL SHITTING
I used to drink soda, now I drink water. I used to eat candy, now I eat seaweed. I used to run, now I sit. I used…… Read more “SHTILL SHITTING”
I ONCE WAS ONE SINGLE BEING
Others fell and shattered, scattered everywhere like an old, dried skull…
THE LATE EARTH
The Sun fell in love with the Earth, and said so often. Earth continued to circle Sun, perhaps in jest, perhaps considering its proposal, Sun could hardly…… Read more “THE LATE EARTH”
Andru Hamilton 